All

About a month ago, I was doing the morning hand off to our super nanny, Eva. I told her the babies had been fed and were playing on the mat, Mary was dressed and ready to go, I was headed to 'my office' above our garage, and the other two were in a holding pattern in the basement. 

Peter started laughing. So did I. The statement seemed ridiculous, yet so honest. Add a lot of noise, perhaps an argument over a necessary brown Lego, a messy kitchen with the crumbs of breakfast scattered everywhere, the aroma of a cold cup of coffee in the air, and snow falling and falling out the window - now it becomes a pretty perfect visual of our recent morning routine. 

Besides working and parenting, Peter and I often find ourselves playing other roles. That of referee, jail warden, entertainer, butler, Sherpa, and yes, air traffic controller. Which makes me chuckle when I think about the ideal of having it all. Yes, we certainly have it all. Or rather attempt to do it all. 

In that all, I might distinguish that it's really more like a little bit of everything, than a full portion of anything. 

That's unfair. I have an over-allotment of work. 

Which makes the portioned minutes outside of my job too few, too frazzled and too fleeting. To fit the all in, activities become abbreviated or worse, multi-tasked. 

I take short runs and call it a work out.  

I cut corners doing laundry. There is a load size called 'super' on our washing machine. All of my loads are super. 

I've taken thirty minute meals down to twenty and fifteen minute suppers.

I make lunches, pack up backpacks, buddle up kids, load them in the car, hug them, mask them up, drop them off, and get on the phone to start my day at a land speed record. My velocity was particularly swift the day that I banged my head on a half open trunk door a couple weeks ago. Blood trickled down my face as I drove the kids to school.  

I get a little sleep at night. And I add a little concealer under my eyes every morning to make myself look a little more awake. 

And what pains me the most, is that I have too little time to spend with my kids every day, especially with any one of them individually. And the time that I do have tends to be a bit distracted as I anticipate the next set of steps in a given day. Instead of being in the moment with an infant who just wants one more cuddle, a toddler who wants me to play Anna and Elsa, a son who wants another story, or a little lady who wants to play a board game, I catch myself thinking about taking the diaper pale out, sending that email, paying the overdue bill, and changing that super-sized load of laundry.

On Thursday night (and I'm cringing writing this), I was caught multi-tasking in a moment that I should have cherished. I was waiting for Margaret to be done with dance class and talking on the phone with my boss. Somehow I missed when the parents were called in to watch the kids do their Valentine's dance. On the ride home, Margaret asked me, no tears in her eyes, why I didn't come watch her? She said all the other moms were there. Why wasn't I? I felt terrible. No horrible. Or whatever word is worse than that. 

I didn't have an answer. I was on the phone. But why? For what? I missed her dance. I missed her. It just killed me. 

From the back seat, she told me, 'it was an accident, Mommy. Miss. Jesse gave me a hug. It's okay.' 

I loved her even more in that moment. 

So having it all ... frankly, there's just not enough time in a day to make that statement true. 

I think the only way we've survived the past several months, is acknowledging that we can't have or do it all. But as we attempt to tackle our daily agenda, we need to add as much love, patience, and forgiveness as possible into everything. Then the things that don't go quite right, like Margaret's dance class or my head wound, we get to a point where there is a story to tell, a joke to share, and a bond that brings us closer. 

This year, Peter wrote in my birthday card, 'thank you for filling this house with so much love.' That recognition of a daily attempt, was honestly the best gift I could have received. 

This month, we both turned another year older, but also another year wiser. 

Lo. 

My Best Boy

Time slowed down between September and December. There seemed to be ample opportunity to sit and reflect and relish, watching my family settle in as a unit of seven. 

In comparison, January has been on warp speed. The days have flown, and it seems just as I close my eyes to go to sleep, it's time to wake up again and go. I've been running, literally running from meeting to meeting, moment to moment, mom to marketer. Linearly, Bobby's birthday kind of swept by as well.  

Peter can attest, I was kind of tired on my little boy's big day. I'm being generous. I was very tired. Peter even called me grouchy, which I can't stand. And at the end of the day, when I put Bobby to sleep I felt kind of bad. The kid, like all other kids, was cheated enough having a birthday during Covid. But having a Mom fighting back fatigue, when she generally promises limitless energy, seemed like robbery. 

I do think Peter, his two Opas, Nana, and the girls covered for me though. Mary and Margaret made the cake. My Dad made Steak frites. Peter took Bobby skiing. The babies gave him lots of hugs. Opa Jan scooped him up on his lap. There were presents and cards. My Mom read him stories and sang songs at bed time. And I snuck in, as she was finishing up, for one more hug and squeeze, just as his six year old eyes closed. 

Ugh. I felt sad. I felt like I didn't do him justice. If only I had paced myself during the week. If only I had focused more on motherhood, less on my job. Maybe I was being hard myself, but probably not. 

The thing about Bobby though, is that he doesn't let a person without positive energy, stop him from creating his own. At six, Bobby finds joy in just about everything that he does. And I adore that quality. He had it at five, four, three, two and one as well. But with each passing year, his enthusiasm, passion, and love of live matures, along with all the other things that make him unique.  

That he loves to dance, particularly to Gangnam Style on repeat. 

That he is simultaneously fascinated and fearful of tornadoes, hurricanes and earthquakes.  

That he legitimately believes in Big Foot. 

How he sketches pictures of Darth Vader, Han Solo, Cousin Meghan's army battalion, and yes, Big Foot all day long. 

That he is sensitive, sweet and caring. And man, does he love his sisters.

How he loves school and how everyone at school seems to love him. 

That he is very tan. (Still.)  

That his smile takes over his whole face. 

That he's got big beautiful eyes. And when I look into them, I find hope, amidst a worried world. And maybe that's the thing that ultimately brings a tear to my eye. I don't want that hope to go away. I don't want him to grow up and out of that kind of optimism. I, we so need it. 

The day after his birthday, I woke up rested and in a much better mood. I took Bobby sled riding with a couple of his friends. And kept up with him all day. After baths, as we were feeding the babies, I put on the song that I told him we would dance to at his wedding some day. He laughs at me when I sing him the lyrics. He gives in when I make him dance arm in arm with me. And he looks into my eyes, finding that tear, wondering why it's there.

Cause, buddy, you're my best boy.  

Handsome. 

And brave. 

And strong. 

And no one can take your place. 

Happy #6 Bobby. 

Even on days when I'm super tired, I love you to pieces. 

Mommy / Lo.    

Working Mom 5.0

During the week, I would walk the mile or so to my kids' school to pick up Margaret. A couple hours later, I would get Mary and Bobby.  

I watered my flowers and pulled weeds with the baby monitor in my pocket.  

I binge-watched Parks and Recreation and Schitt's Creek while pumping in the morning, mid-morning, early afternoon, evening, and for the first two and a half months in the middle of the night. 

I gave the babies bottles, burped the babies, changed diapers, put them down for naps, and entered everything in the log, seeking to establish a schedule that our nanny could manage. 

I played soccer and baseball with Bobby, board games with Mary and make believe with Margaret.  

I did the holidays. 

I read some great books and practiced piano. 

I ran, and got 'back in shape.' 

I walked up the stairs, and down the stairs, up the stairs, and down the stairs, again and again and again. 

I picked up toys, and picked up toys, and picked up toys, and then made and remade all the beds. 

I did load after load after load of laundry. 

I yelled. And then screamed. And then felt like a bad mom. 

I laughed. And cried. And hugged and squeezed each one of my kids. Each and every day. 

I was a mom. Just a mom for three and a half months. And it was absolutely glorious.   

For the fourth time, I've taken maternity leave from my company. (A policy that was increased since my last maternity leave. - thank you, thank you, thank you.) And again, I have an immense gratitude for the paid time off and hard work of my team covering for me. To have three and a half months to focus on the health of my babies, to figure out how a new family formation will work, to establish routines, and to get to the point where I'm actually resting at night was so necessary - and I'm so thankful that I work for a company that supports this. 

Every time I go back to work after maternity leave, I think back on my first transition from mom to working mom. And I think about some of my friends, family members and colleagues going through that same transition and corresponding dilemma now - a feeling they might never have predicted. 

My advice remains to give it two weeks. Try on the new role for size and then talk through it with the loved ones in your life. The only right decision, is the decision you make. 

While I'll storm back today, I'm telling you, it's never easy. I still wish at times, I could call it quits. That I could be there for my family all the time. Be theirs and all theirs. But for many personal reasons, I tell myself it's better this way. For me and for everyone. 

***

Over the past three and half months, my friends have asked me a common question. When I saw them at school pick up, talked to them on the phone, chatted with them over text, they would worriedly wonder, 'how are you doing?' 

Given their concern, I feel like they were looking for a fragile answer. But my response was never that. I was sleep deprived, but I was good. Honestly, more than good. I told them to please check back in January though. Things were bound to get rocky with my return to work.

(Seriously, please check in this month.)

I know I will have to give up many of the parts of maternity leave that I loved, but as I listened to my kids tell me their favorite memories of my time at home last night, I pledged to keep some of them in tact.

Playing Guess Who with Mary. 

Playing in the snow with Bobby. 

Being Anna to Margaret's Elsa.

Pumping for the babies.

Putting a decent dinner on the table as frequently as possible. 

And being there when I'm needed most. Especially for those hugs and squeezes. Each and every day. 

Working mom 5.0, here I come. 

Lo. 

All I Want for Christmas is You

When I was in sixth grade, I asked Santa for a CD player for Christmas. Compact Discs were all the rage. Players were finally being mass produced. I couldn't wait for the elves to manufacture and red-sleigh ship mine. 

On Christmas morning 1993, there it was: a big rectangular box, the letters S-O-N-Y revealed under Santa's signature wrapping paper, two big speakers, a cassette player, AM/FM radio with such a sleek little antenna, and there on top, the open button that magically unveiled the mechanism to spin a shiny, beautiful, little futuristic record. 

And wait, what was that? Those, I should say. Three more little gifts to open. Ah, my first CDs: Mariah Carey's Music Box, Barbara Streisand Back to Broadway, and Julie Andrews Christmas Treasure. A perfect summarization of my unrefined music tastes then and now.  

I tried Julie Andrews first; it was Christmas after all. I ripped the cellophane off the case, which was difficult with my chewed up nails. It wouldn't open still. Come on. But then, ah, I noticed little round stickers on each edge. I removed those as well, also difficult without proper nails, and finally cracked it open ... wow, awesome. I carefully popped the CD out of the case, and placed it into the machine, everyone gathering around to witness how it was done. I closed the lid. Pressed play. And watched the disc spin from outside the oculus as a little humming sound whirred through the air. Magic. And there she was - Julie Andrews - her voice as sweet as Mary Poppins. I remember my Dad commenting on the clarity of the sound as my brother and sister calculated the days till next Christmas when they could ask for their own boom boxes. 

The following Christmas season, for St. Nick's Day, I received Mariah Carey's Christmas album - a compilation where every song seemed better than the next with perhaps one exception that could be deemed best of all. All I Want for Christmas is You. My siblings and I played that one over and over on my CD player, dancing through the kitchen, stirring the dough of our Christmas cookies to the beat, running back to the pantry to press the repeat button as soon as it ended. Classic 1990s. While the meaning of the song was lost on a girl who still had a long list for Santa, the melody captured me and perhaps over the years the unselfish sentiment started to rub off. 

***

Fast forward 25 years or so, and my kids have been telling Siri to play Mariah's Carey's All I want for Christmas is You all December. They love dancing to it, but in this crazy Pandemic year, I think they are drawn to it for reasons other than its catchy beat. 

Christmas was another holiday we spent alone this year. And perhaps because the season carries so many moments and memories of togetherness, the loneliness was more apparent. 

I think the kids felt it as well. A couple weeks ago, I asked Mary what she wanted for Christmas. She hadn't written a letter to Santa yet, hadn't trusted me with her secret wish list, and even at this prompting, she remained stumped. She said she would let Santa pick a gift for her. Surprise her. 

She stopped. No paused. I could tell there was something more, so I waited, ready to listen. 

'What I really want is Mimi,' she said. 

My heart broke and I didn't know what to say. 'We all miss her' came out, but I questioned if that was the right way to respond.

I thought of all the people I wanted to see too - those I miss, along with Mimi. I gave Mary a hug, wondering if that was anywhere near enough to empathize with how she was feeling. 

This year has had so many holes in it - whether you lost loved ones or just lost moments with them - experiences that you can't get back. And the holidays make those gaps more noticeable. An empty chair, a leaf of the table you don't need, a downsized menu, and for us, an extra hand to help with the magic making - someone to hold the babies, take Margaret for a walk, run around the yard with Bobby to drain some of his energy, or give Mary the extra hugs she needs because she is missing so many. 

Despite the gaps, we did it. As much as we could, we held on to traditions. We cooked and baked the food that carries the holiday feels. I set the table and ironed the Christmas linens. We lit candles and the fire place. Santa flew into town, leaving footprints by our fireplace. But it wasn't easy and behind the scenes, I felt like I could crack at anytime. 

Around 5:00 PM on Christmas Eve, as I took out all the seafood I had bought, the thought of an elegant little feast of seven fishes seeming crazier and crazier by the second, I stifled a tear or two that were ready to disturb my quiet calm. I was cooking for the two of us basically. There were babies crying, a kid needed help with the potty, one wanted another glass of lemonade, a movie got turned off, the subdued desire to open every present under the tree threatened mutiny, a thought that we should be at Mass right now surfaced, and there I was, thinking I was going to sauté squid tentacles in peace. The next tear got heavier, and I thought it would land, but I stopped it. I stopped myself. How ridiculous of me. How blessed we are. How fortunate. Stop thinking. Stop. Stop.  

I finished stuffing the calamari, ran upstairs, put on my lipstick, got the camera and starting taking pictures. Documenting a special Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Gathering photos to remember that despite being just us, we have us. And that was all we really needed. 

           

But still ... all I want for Christmas next year is you. And you, and you, and you. Your whole face. Without a mask. And without the fear of catching or spreading this terrible virus. 

Until then, I'll keep humming there's no place like home for the holidays. 

Lo. 

   

Around our Table

Last Sunday, I did the grocery shopping for Thanksgiving. I knew the store would get more crowded later in the week, and in light of Covid I only wanted to make one trip. 

The checkout lady, examining the contents of my cart asked if I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner. 

'Yes I am,' I enthusiastically replied.  

'Well, good luck,' she said. 

It must have been a question and answer on repeat this year - a different form of check out line banter giving the sales people a chuckle. All too many awe-struck women and men passing through, trying to decipher what they were going to do with the contents of their cart when they got home. Here we go again. Another experience, chore, and potential disaster to add to this abnormal year. 

I took the woman's well wishes in stride. Luck? I didn't need luck. I had my Grandma Fischer's recipes, my Dad a quick call away, and my detail oriented husband by my side. We would surely be successful in our dinner preparation. 

I started cooking on Wednesday morning, in lock step with the processes and patterns my Dad was executing in Pittsburgh. Boiling and stirring the cranberries, running them through a sieve, then reheating the juices until it thickened enough to put in the mold. I made Pumpkin Pie and cranberry bread with the kids. I coaxed the neck and giblets out of our still slightly frozen fourteen pound turkey while simultaneously holding back vomit from pure disgust at what I was doing. I chopped celery and onions, made some already stale bread staler, and then simmered the aforementioned, and apparently edible, turkey parts as the base for gravy. 

On Thursday, I tossed the bread, vegetables and stock together, stuffed the bird, baked and basted, baked and basted, baked and basted; I said a little prayer as I removed the jelly from the mold and shouted halleluiah as it finally slid out; I peeled and mashed potatoes, made the corn bread, and set the table with our good china and linens. 

In my experience behind the stove, there are some dinners that just seem to click. When everything miraculously goes right. This was one of them. I smiled with pride as we sat down to eat a beautiful feast.

What happened next can best be described by Peter's statement, 'who knew the hardest part of dinner would be eating it.' There was a fight over who lead the prayer and a fight over who went first giving thanks. Mary filled up her plate but didn't like or eat most of it. Bobby said he wanted meat, not turkey. Margaret put her feet, tap shoes and all up on the table. The babies cried and cried. And five minutes later everyone was asking for ice cream. I gave everyone a better behavior speech and dismissed the kids to the basement until Peter and I finished.  

Despite the dinner table chaos, the food was great, the champagne even better, and seeing Peter joyfully fill up his plate three times made it worth the effort.

***

After the argument over who went first, we did end up sharing the words of gratitude that Mary made us write on pieces of paper in her hand crafted 'thankful cup.' 

Peter pulled his out and said he was thankful for the twins and the big helpers we have: Mary, Bobby and Margaret.

I said I was thankful for my kids' school and coming off of stellar first trimester report cards, all the progress they were making.  

Mary and Bobby both expressed thanks for their mom and dad while Margaret drew a square, surely representing something, but she wasn't around to defend herself when her piece of paper was drawn.

There were a couple others, but these are the ones I remember. 

While I contributed one thing, my appreciation this year goes much further. 

I'm thankful for the help we've had over the past two months, including visitors who braved the Covid cooties in Ohio, Indiana and Illinois just to hold a baby and offer me another hour of sleep. 

I'm thankful for my job, my company and the gift of maternity leave. 

I'm thankful for the roof over our heads and a yard big enough to contain the energy of my children. 

I'm thankful for our health. 

I'm thankful for my family ... 

for my friends ...

 

and perhaps most importantly my faith and the ability to practice it again.  

I'm truly thankful for this year. Despite the loss we've all felt, no matter what depth or dimension, I think it's brought forward our humanity in a novel and necessary way. It's exposed our frailty, our failings, and some of our greatest fears. But in the face of it, we've experienced ingenuity, resilience and compassion. It's a year that could bring us together in a way we never have before ... when and if we choose to accept that path forward. 

Lo. 

             

Slimer

My kids start discussing Halloween costumes months before the holiday. Generally, I prompt the debate with suggestions on a theme. They were super heroes one year, Greasers another, Robin Hood and Tinker Bell before that. But my persuasive power is waning. They've become too independent for my off the wall ideas. Instead, they flip flop back and forth on more personalized choices each week leading up to Halloween. I tend to order their final selection as close to the holiday as possible to prevent a change of heart at the last minute. 

This year, Bobby was the most indecisive. He originally was set on being something scary. He had visions of a skeleton, then a bloody vampire, then a frightening Frankenstein. But the options for skeleton weren't scary enough, vampires required too much crafting and make-up and he distrusted my ability to deliver, and Frankenstein bordered on babyish. His words, not mine. He finally chose an inflatable, electric green Slimer costume ... 'but only if Dad goes as a Ghostbuster.' Okay. Ordered. And there's no backing out now. 

My parents were in town when the costumes arrived. The kids dug into the Costume Express box, claimed their characters, and immediately put them on to parade around the house. Bobby was the clear favorite, and we laughed and laughed as Peter came down in his adult Ghostbuster costume to match his little sidekick. I couldn't wait to take pictures on Halloween.

On the 31st, as fate would have it, Bobby decided he didn't want to be a big green blob anymore. Instead he wanted to go as his two-year old self, good old Super Man. The costume was snug to say the least, but he argued that he could see better and run faster in it. Fair points. But I spent $50 on Slimer, buddy, come on! 

No dice. He was suited up and not looking back. 

So instead of the perfectly planned, theme-oriented cast of characters that I envisioned that evening, I found Rapunzel, Hermione, a too-tight Super Man, a Ghostbuster, Ketchup and Mustard. A motley crew, but a happy one. 

Halloween felt normal. And everyone that I talked to said the same. It was an almost eerie reminder of what life was like before the pandemic. It was refreshing: to focus on trivial fights over costume selections, to decorate the house, to see the kids run off with their dad collecting candy, to experience the sugar high and bed time low of Halloween, to celebrate like we always have and photograph the memories. It felt like the world was in order. 

But if Halloween was defined as normal, Thanksgiving will be characterized as abnormal. 

As the virus spreads, allegedly propelled by Halloween parties, the CDC has said not to travel. So we aren't going to Pittsburgh. And for the first time ever, I won't spend a holiday with my family in a given year. 

In my state, we are encouraged to only dine with those in our household, or to keep the celebration size to six people. We have seven under this roof, so Slimer might have to eat outside. Just kidding, buddy. 

To that end, the officials advise to eat outside if you can. In the upper midwest, that is typically not an option in late November. 

My Grandma's heirloom recipes call for a 14 or 15 pound bird I think. With only five of us eating the solid part of dinner, I'll need to pare down the portions.  

The restaurants and bars are closed, so no Thanksgiving eve revelries.  

There is a telecast of a virtual Macy's Day parade. I don't even know what that means. 

And while I have my reservation for Mass on Thursday, I'm praying they don't close the churches by then. 

This litany of change is what the world is focused on. The new abnormal. The departure from the familiar. The differences, inconveniences and sacrifices. But similar to how we got through Easter, I've been reflecting on the good that has come from the pandemic inspired shifts. Perhaps the normalcy we all miss needed a change. 

For example, don't you wonder how you ever ate a piece of cake after it was blown all over? Or took M&Ms from the communal dish at work that you know was handled by unwashed hands. The prescription of public health measures in our society is long over due. I actually feel like we might not get sick this fall - and we always get sick in the fall. And winter. And spring. 

I've found that people have learned to cope with humor more than ever. And the stuff going around online is hysterical. 

I've never talked to my high school and college friends as much - even though it's not in person, we've made efforts to call each other, zoom and text like we never have before. 

I've also gotten closer with my community and the families in our neighborhood - the friendly faces on my walks make my day. 

Working from home, prior to my maternity leave, made me more productive on the job and at home. 

Smaller gatherings have replaced chaos with intimacy. 

And I've appreciated the blessings of an open school and church in an unimaginable way. I can't thank our teachers and Parish staff enough. 

So basically, I think Bobby was onto something the moment he said he didn't want to be Slimer for Halloween. He was tired of being slimed this year. Instead he reached for something super. Because in this pandemic, we need more heroes, less Slimers, more smiles.  

Lo.